Anonymous asked: we already know all of your weaknesses. You are a death star and we're an army of fabulous Luke skywalkers,
So remember, we are doing you a huge solid by being attracted to each other then to your girlfriends, but if you remain close minded about this we will take one for the team, and marry the CRAP out of them.
these are beautiful, but why would you ever do this to a book?
It’s a book Jesus Christ it’s not like the dude made a sculpture out of your grandmothers ashes
(via br3ndan-c)
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
well fuck me I’m rebloging this
I love this so much!!!
Congratulations, your dashboard is now a TARDIS
YES
(via summerfalling)
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time
Oh my god
(via ridinghi)
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING METhis makes me so mad I can’t even. WHAT. THE. FUCK. I just….what the fuck.
Well it is mostly true. Can’t say I trust the statistics… but…
I fucking hate this in every way that it’s possible to hate something. It’s just horrible and terrible and wrong. These people clearly don’t know what abstinence means or how it works and I just really hate that this exists at all. Fuck everything about this.
“This perk, like many on this list, applies mostly to the ladies.”
Go fuck yourself. In the ass. With a cactus. You sexist fucking prick.
Abstinence is a choice and it is no better or worse than any other sexual choice. And it is definitely not a better choice just because you’re a lady. Fuck you for even mentioning that. Even if you don’t save yourself for marriage, that doesn’t automatically mean your going to hop into bed with your significant other before you’re ready. This is so, so very wrong.
I hate this like Satan hates humans.
I thought from the comments that I was going to have a big problem with this article. But really, there’s nothing wrong with it. You all have sticks up your butts, seriously. Where did it say that abstinence is better for women than men? It said that one particular pro was for women, not getting cervical cancer, because that is a woman thing. Nor did it say that you had to do anything, it didn’t even say that you should do anything. It just gives the benefits of abstinence.
WHAT THE FUCK IS EVERYONE’S PROBLEM?! It’s like all you guys do all day is search for random shit to be offended by. “Some random article on the internet THAT I DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO READ lists the benefits of abstinence. Go fuck yourself. You’re sexist. OMG I’m such a good person for saying this.” Fucking people. What. the. fuck. are. you. doing? You’ve just slaughtered the last stake I had in the feminist movement. Fuck feminism.
^No no, don’t say fuck feminism because of what these other people said. We need it! I read all the comments and I understand where everyone is coming from. I really don’t think the article was intended to be “sexist” even if it may sound more directed to the female audience in some parts. Can we not forget what the point of the article is??
^No fuck feminism. I think it was necessary to give equality to both sexes, but what are feminists saying now? They say if a man makes more money than them, it’s sexism. That’s not true at all. Maybe that man does his job better than you do. I swear it’s become sexism toward men. If I hear one more “feminist” idea, I will go fucking insane
You know what should be brought back? Chocolate toaster strudels. I can’t find them anYWHERE.
(via ridinghi)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(via heyfunniest)
